all these fucking piles of high waisted shorts…can i just have one
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boy:
hi
girl:
i have a boyfriend
boy:
i said hi not suck my dick
either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting
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missweed:
glad i can say this
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kitkaloid:
i got a cat yesterday but i think he’s broken